Pastaismymasta

Description
Pasta is a Bostonian and fake Floridian. She is the server's #1 bestie and is said to have the power to befriend anyone, even lizards. Her bestie powers are so great she was able to make friends while still a ningen and even hosted a bestie contest (Linnea won). She is also a professional Discord kitten and recently converted Christorian.

Trivia

 * owns world record for fastest new user to join DDAD
 * once befriended a lizard named Brooce who was stolen by a bird mere minutes later
 * currently married to Rubber Saiyan, according to Rubber things are currently "complicated"